Nic's New Tail
This is probably only funny to me, but I'm sharing anyway, because I was trying to come up with a sweet Mother's Day post and it looks like that ain't happening. Instead, you can read about just how special my friends and I really are.
A text between Nicole and I from earlier today...
Nic: Andrew just tried to get me to buy a pair of jeans for $120. I almost had a heart attack.
Me: WTF? U know how many cute clothes u can get at target for that? maybe David should go back to being a unit.
Nic: Ha! They looked good, but not that good.
Me: Were they low riders? Do we need to get u a thong to show off?
Nic: I prefer the term whale tail.
That is seriously the funniest thing to come out of Nic's mouth. I was in the floor laughing.
Nic, for now on, you'll always be my whale tail.